Loa e pili ana i mum he kūoʻo Pa Make Loa

Ke alanui kēlā me kēia kanaka hoʻomaka me ka lima o ka makuwahine, a koe no ka loa a me ka pipiʻi hea ka kanaka i ka pauʻana o nā lā. Ma mahalo no nā mea a pau makuwahine no ke ola a hooku iho la ia ma 1998 ma ka 'alemanaka ikea Holiday - Mother ka Day, a ua kaulana ma ka Lāpule hope o Novemaba. Keiki a me nā hanauna e mai poina i ka hoalohaloha loa maoli wāhine i paa mornings a me ka aha lealea hanana i loko o nā keiki o nā pūʻulu, a hiki ia i ka mea hoʻonani he kūoʻo skits e pili ana i mum.

no ka kindergarten

Nui hoʻonaʻauao a me ka mea i ao nui ia ma ka kakahiaka nui elemakule o ka memorization o Verses. Ua hoonui ae i ka olelo a me ka hoʻomōhala ana i iaiyoe. No laila, no ka mea, na keiki o ka mea e e koho i kekahi meaʻuʻuku rhyming kikokikona, ua piha oia me ka manawa, e hoike ana ia lakou iho i loko o ka holoholona hihiu laina a hiki i na keiki pili. He hiki ke ohi i mea mai ka ike Verses poʻokela kākau: Agnes Barto, Elena Blaginin, Grigore Vieru. No ka noonoo ana o ka lohe ana ia mea mea nui i ka pau ana ua unexpected a me na hana malu. I ka mea maikaʻi, ina ka loa e pili ana i mum - he kūoʻo, no ka Holiday loa nui maikaʻi Emotions.

Akā, he mea pono eʻoiaʻiʻo, e komo i ka ano hoʻonaʻauao:ʻaʻole he hoʻonui wale i ka pono o ka Humor, akā, i ke aʻo lokomaikai, mā lama, haʻaheo i loko o kona 'ohana. Ke kēpau hiki ke lawe i ke kumu, a ma ka mua pae - ka loa hoomakaukau keiki mea hiki ke malama i ka'āina ilaila, no ka mea, i ole ia ka maʻiʻo eʻaʻole e hōʻike aku ai i ka hoolohe.

"Bank Holiday"

Children sketches e pili ana i makuahine maikaʻi poe i loko o ka palapala, ai 'hoiliili ole, ua kaumaha i ka mea heluhelu i ka loa "aha lealea lā":

I komo: e alakai, mum, Papai, ke kaikamahine, ke keiki.

keiki:

Ahaaina-lā - Pa Make Loa!

Akā, kaikuwahineʻuʻuku o mākou, e moe me mākou palaualelo.

wale Ray o ka lā wela ma ka puka makani,

Mākou i ua pāʻani me ka popoki.

(Boy a me ka kaikamahine hele i ka puka i ka kekahi keena, e hoolohe ana).

Kaikamahine i olelo mai ai i kona hoahanau:

Mom a me Pāpā i hiamoe,

A mākou e makemake i ka hanai!

keiki:

ʻAʻole mākou e lākou e ala hou mai ia lakou,

Hoolapalapa i ke kukeʻana no oe ia oe iho!

(He mea leʻaleʻa o kaikuwahineʻuʻuku o mākou i ka lumi kuke.)

Kaʻawili i ka palaoa Ua hiki no,

A holo i ka noho!

ke kaikamahine:

Decorate Aha Kuhina kala like

A he mea hou, ka mea e e koʻu makuwahine!

(Children huki i ka holo wahine holoi, e wehe ae la e hiki ai o HW, hoʻohiolo ia ma luna o ka papahele. Kaʻawili palaoa kāwiliʻia e pili ana i na lima, lole, lauoho ma luna o kaʻoneki).

ke kaikamahine:

Ke kani o nā kapuwaʻi i ke keʻena ... i ka ia?

keiki:

Na Google e ike koke!

Inā i ka makuwahine, i ka i ka pilikia,

Mākou e mai i manawa, e like me ka mau!

Ua hōʻike, e hoohuli "aha lealea lā"

Skits e pili ana i ka makuahine a me ke keiki hiki ole ke hana me ka Pope, a Radio he nui kūlana i loko o ka'āina, i ka mea nui:

(Hookomoia Papai i loko o ka naau, e nana i kaʻai i loko o ka lumi kuke).

makuakāne:

Ua aha 'ia, au e ike mai!

Au e hoopai aku nā o oe!

Kaikamahine (kōkua):

ʻAʻole mākou makemake e huhu,

E makuahine he mea haohao!

Moderator:

Pāpā hookahi kaumaha,

O e pili ana i ka Holiday poina i kekahi mea:

Au e e kūʻaiʻoukou i pūpū o nā pua,

No makana, hūʻole!

Lole a olokaa aku la mai, i mai,

Hands ma ka HW ia,

I aku la ia ...

makuakāne:

Ua pono, kao keiki, a pau no ka mea! Ma ka kekahi-mau!

(A pau i lalo i kaʻoliʻoli mele i ka hana. Hoʻomaka koke ae ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe, moʻa aina kakahiaka, kaka ka baking, ma ka puka o ka Aha Kuhina e holo ana pua, Papai ola,ʻoiai e hiamoe).

Moderator:

Mom ala i loko o ke kakahiaka,

Noho malie trudged i loko o ka lumi kuke.

Ka puka e hamama ana, froze ...

makuahine:

Bah, aha maemae!

Ua ke no hūʻole a me ka wela,

Mālama kapa pena i nā kala like 'ole,

Popoki purrs i loko o ka puka ...

Keiki, a me ke kaikamahine:

Mom, ma ka Holiday no oe!

Moderator:

Mom pali kao keiki,

E like me ke poo o ko lākou mau caresses,

A i mai la:

E kala mai ... E Pāpā hiamoe!

School, e hoohuli e pili ana i koʻu makuahine: oi loa aku hoi no ka poe mamo kaikaina papa

I ka hoomaka ana o ke kula ola alakai hanana hulina i keiki ua aʻo '. Poʻokela mana - he kumu, o kona mau manao, ua nui no nā haumāna ma mua o ka makua. He nolaila, kupono i ka hoʻohana 'ana i ka loa a me ka mahalo leʻaleʻa Humoresque:

makuahine:

E hele mai ma luna o, ke keiki. Service kahea i ke kula e e lohi!

keiki:

Au e hana ole. Hou Petrov e hoʻomaka i pili i nā mea a pau ... zateet kaua!

makuahine:

Inā 'oe e ole ala mai, lohi no ka haʻawina mua.

keiki:

Oh pono. Watch me Ivanov hou, e hoolei lole popopo?

makuahine:

Nō ia e lohi. Mai maikai

keiki:

A maikaʻi ka wā Sidorov slingshot i kanaka, e pana aku ai?

makuahine:

E ke keiki, e hiki ole e hele i ke kula, no ka mea, 'aʻole' oe ... Hoʻokele!

Sketch e pili ana i ke keiki a me kona makuwahine - heʻano ma ke kumuhana o ka makua i na keiki uuku i ko lakou mau makua. Aʻo ka mea kuhikuhi i ka mālama, kaʻike a pau koʻu makuwahine i loko o ke alo o ka mea ana i manao ia e capricious, e hoomanao hoi i kona wa kamalii.

No ka waena man- akia

I kekahi manawa, i ka wa o ka manao o ke kumu, ua nui no ka haumāna, ia mea pono e hoʻomaopopo i ka pono, e kōkua i ka loa pipiʻi wāhine - makuwahine a me kupunawahine. Ua hiki ke hana me ka Humor, ka hoʻohana 'ana i ka mai ana mai Holiday. Koho pauku Ua hoihoi 'no ka mea, lilo ike a me ka hoolaha aku mākou manaʻo e pili ana i kā lākou mau hana iho i loko o like wahi, i hiki, e nana ana ia makou iho. "A e mālama keiki" - he loa e pili ana i koʻu makuwahine. Halloween moʻolelo hiki wale ke pâʻani 'o ia e nā haumānaʻelua, no ke keiki kāne, a hoʻi mai i ka hale kūʻai i komo i loko o ia i kona makuwahine.

(Hookomoia makuahine i loko o kona mau lima i ke kaumaha eke).

keiki:

Aʻu i noi 'oe i ka nui o na manawa:

Mai Mai hoolohe ia oe, Mom:

No pono e hookiekie ae mauʻeke

10 kilograms.

makuahine:

Ae, I makemake aloha aʻo

Kou hookama, i kaʻu keiki!

keiki:

A me 'oe ke hele aku i ka hale kūʻai,

Razochka elua, he hiki pono o!

Halloween loa e pili ana i koʻu makuwahine wale nō ka wāʻaʻole hoʻi he sarcasm a me ka disrespect i ka wahine-makuahine. Mea o ke kahakaha - i ka poe hōʻike palaka paha ingratitude.

Ma ke kula kiʻekiʻe,

e hiki ke hoomakaukau i ka ieie-hana ana, e like me hana hoihoi'āhihi, e lawe mai ana i loko o kā lākou mau hana High kula haumāna. Ka mea hiki ke hoomakaukau:

• No kā lākou na¯.
• Children mai haʻahaʻa papa.
• Na makua a me na kumu.

No nā mākua a me nā na¯ Pono paa skits e pili ana i mum ma Mother ka Day. Halloween staging o poem, no ka mea hoike, i ka huina hoonui o E. mea mahuʻi "CXLI" makemake e kūpono no kaikaina keiki. Ia oe e pāʻani ai i ka aha lealea lā?

"Ka hookolokolo"

Ke skit komo ai ekolu protagonists: ke kanaka, ka wahine a me kona makuwahine.

(I ka noho hookolokolo ma ka hookolokolo kaikamahine e noho ana. No ka mea, hoouna mai la ke kanaka).

Guy: Hellou, bebe! Wili?

Girl: Hey! I ole ia!

Guy: Makemake 'oe makemake e hooponopono ai oe i poinaʻole ahiahi? E hele mai me au?

Girl: Yeah, au makemake aloha i, akā, koʻu makuwahine pololei kauoha e hoʻi ma 23:00.

Guy: Ha aa! Oe oe oe he umi makahiki! Oe i e hou me kona makuwahine, a me ka launa pūʻoe e hele ai?

(A laila, i ka lima kaʻohiʻana i i ke kanaka opiopio la i ka pepeiao).

Guy: Mom? Pehea la oukou e hana nei?

Mom: A pehea oe iuka nei? Oe ka pāʻana i ka la apopo!

Boy: Mom, no laila, I ...

Mom: March hale! No excuses!

Ke kanaka (kaikamahine) Baby, E kala mai, I ...

Mom: Home!

Kēia e hoohuli mea e pili ana i mum - he kūoʻo, no ka mea, he hailona o irony, ma i Pono nń mahalo no ke kii ana o ka makuwahine.

kula KVN

Ma ke kula, no kaʻoiaʻiʻo ma laila nō kekahi o KVN eiiaiaeu, i mau i hoʻomaka ai ma waena o Competition. Kumuhana no ka oʻApelila hiki wale ke helu, e coincide me ka aiiia nā lā, a me Mother ka Day, a e hoʻonui i ka hoolohe ana, a, e kūkulu i ka hiki, e hai i ka he kūoʻo wahi, i hiki i ka maoli ola. Pakiko-irony - o kekahi o ka loa nui ano o ka KVN. Mawaena o na Competition KVN hoʻohana:

• Aloha.
• Mahana-i (pōkole oʻApelila ia ma luna o ka theme like o ka holoholona hihiu ma KVN).
• Haʻawina a me entertainers.
• Music hoʻokūkū, ma i hāʻina o nā haʻawina Remade kaulana mele.

Ka memo makemake e kūpono uuku skits no mum. KVN pono sparkling oʻApelila ia, no laila, ka mea e e pōkole, akā, loa capacious. Me lakou i mea hoike, i ka i kēiaʻano hiki ke paipai:

Mom (makua keiki):

Oe ike, ke keiki, e kokua mai i ka makuwahine o ua ulu ana! Ua holoi, a me ka mea lawe aku i ke kapa me ka na kaula!

keiki:

Yeah ... Akā, ia mea e ia i kou kumu, i hiloʻia i kekahi mea ma luna o mākou kaula, pale!

kanaka makua

Ma ka home i ka hookahakaha mea pono loa e pili ana i koʻu makuahine no nā mākua. Ua hiki ke loa improvised a ua kūkulu i kekahi puke kātuna kulana. Oe i mau koho.

• Lapaʻau o ponopono-i a me ke kahe o ka hoʻopaʻahao. Ma ka papa kuhikuhiE palapala e e hāliu aku: pomaikai no makahiki, i ke ao lohe, hihio hoʻokahi haneri pakeneka. Kēlā me kēia'ikamu hiki e Humorous e decipher. Mawaena o na pilikia ia mea e pono ke aho i ka mahuahua naau ana, ae hōʻike ana i ka kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe o ka iini no na keiki, kā lākou hoʻonaʻauao, pilikino ola, 'oihana' oihana.
• Uku makuahine Papa "No ka kānaka apau i mākaukau" me kā lākou helu. Inā ua nele ia e i hookoia, ke kākoʻo pae, i ka hoolohe ovation, ka hope i mea makana a me nā pua. Lakou i mea hoike e ia i ka wahi :. "No ka hoʻonaʻauao 'ia' ana o ka manaoio i ke Akua" E like me ka hana hiki e Kupanaha nä hopuna mai ke ola: "Mom, e mau aku la:" E pule, i kaʻu keiki, i ka mea he kohu. Ma na lole wāwae holoi aku "!.

Improvised skits e pili ana i mum ma Mother ka Day - he kūoʻo Memories o ka wā kamaliʻi, e haawi ana i ka Holiday he kūikawā poignancy, a me ka mehana a me ka manoanoa lewa. Ka mea hiki ke ukali ma ke mele, necessitates Ahahui, e nānā ohana kiʻi a me donative pepa.

Loa e pili ana i koʻu makuahine, "ridiculous wahi, i hiki"

I kēia lā paʻi he wahi lihi iki o whooping a me ka puke kātuna ike weliweli o ka makuwahine, a me kupunawahine hikiʻole, e hana me ke kamepiula. No he kūoʻo ua hōʻike ma ka "kakolina diesel-hōʻike." E pāʻani i kona palapala hoʻokolohua e pili ana i ke kaikamahine, a me kona makuwahine. Loa EUIAaIN ka pokole o ka Loaʻaʻia o nā keiki a ko lākou mau mākua.

(Ke kaikamahine-kula kiʻekiʻeai 'e noho ana ma ka lolouila, koʻu makuwahine komo pū).

makuahine:

Au i ke kamepiula no kekahi mau minuke ua pono, nā kiʻi au makemake e kiola i loko o ka "Classmates".

(Ua makemake ole loaʻa mai mai ka papaaina, koʻu makuwahine, wehe ka album aku, a ho'āʻo e hookomo i ka Hawaii photo i loko o ka holo).

Ke kaikamahine: Mom, He aha kāʻoukou e hana? Ua paiia kiʻi.

Mom: A pehea, e lilo iā lākou i loko o ka "Classmates"?

ke kaikamahine:

Keia ua hana ia me ka lāʻau, e oe i ka uila meakino?

makuahine:

A uuku iki māmā mea, e like me ka uahi paka?

ke kaikamahine:

Ua pono,ʻo ia ... A e lilo ia mau mea, e pono e haʻalele i loko. He aha kāu username?

makuahine:

He aha ka mea?

ke kaikamahine:

ʻeʻe! Code hua'ōlelo, me ka i ia mea hiki ole ke kipa i ka paena. Kākau ia ia nei i loko o Roma palapala. A me ka'ōlelo huna.

makuahine:

Oh, manawa, au e i hoomanao ma ka naau.

(Pulls mai i ka crumpled'āpana o ka pepa a me ka helu kuhi puke clumsily jabbing ma ka eeaaeaoo, ke kaikamahine e imi, e kōkua iā ia, akā, koʻu makuwahine ua huna mai ia i kona leo. E ke kaikamahine e hooluhi ana i kona lima, a me ka wahine koe i ka lumi).

Mother (e waiho ma luna o nā pihi lohe a koke wehe Skype):

'O kēia pua. Sea Wolf,ʻo oe makaukau? Kaikamahine hookuu i ke kamepiula no kekahi mau hola. No laila, ua hoʻomaka. One-maka'ālohilohi e hele a puni i ka hema, a me au e puhi aku ia i ka akau. Luu i loko o ka naele, hūnā! Anaconda, hola! Oe i pakele i ke kaikamahine? He hookuu iho wahiʻoihana? E hele mai ia, loaa ka pili, e hele a puni ia i ka hema. Hanaia! Aole anei kakou! Aku i ka Launch paena i loko o ka mau o kekona, i ka holo ana a hiki i ke kokoke Honua. Mākou e hōʻike i ka nunui-koa Vishera!

Pōkole skits e pili ana i mum hiki wawe ka pono i loko o kekahi ha i aha lealea kekahi hanana, e haawi ana ia i ka maikaʻi naʻau i loko, a lawe mai i ka minoʻaka i ka poe no ka mea a pau keia la.